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An Australian gecko, then a resentful caveman and now a squealing pig… Get your shit together, Geico marketing team
Losers. You know what they are. They’re unattractive, dull and generally don’t matter. You see them everywhere these days: gas stations, public high schools, retirement homes or here at a recent Dungeons and Dragons summit. Look at how upset he is over something that doesn’t matter at all.
The losers are depleting our valuable resources like oil and Fiji bottled water. We’re long overdue for a plague or something. I was banking on AIDS, but that only seems to claim the fabulous and well-dressed.
The bold look of Kohler…in a depressing Manhattan Beach bar bathroom.
#diepuppydie
Like, gay.
Eeew, marriage. Gross.
DONE.
Also, I hate you for your vanity license plate and for the way you spell “hate”.
